A plea for paperwork help.

I have negative amounts of tact and diplomacy when dealing with bureaucracy. If I think something is Bu****it I say so. I'm coming to realize that unless I get someone other than me to deal with the AST I'm not going to be successful. So what I'm looking for someone to do the following:

1. Help me wade through the experimental permit process.
2. Help me figure out exactly what technical supporting docs I need to prepare.
3. Present this to the FAA/AST in my behalf.

If anyone is interested in working on this as a paid consultant please contact me. If I've already talked to you there is no need to respond again.

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